15 October 2010 @ 03:11 am
SPN Browley Fanfic: The little Spoon PG  
Title: The little spoon
Author: Sajiwostudios
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor, Schmoop-ish
Pairing(s): Browley (Bobby/Crowley)
Warnings: Other than my really crappy writing,none.
Word Count: 359
Summary: Bobby always sort of felt like he wore the pants in this relationship.
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“Aw love, am I making you feel emasculated?”

Crowley’s English tones drenching with his usual irritatingly snark comes from over Bobby’s shoulder where the demon’s head rests snugly against Bobby’s back. The hunter can feel the dark haired man’s lips pucker into a pout against the back of his neck and all Bobby can do is roll his eyes and heave an exaggerated sigh of annoyance.

The elderly hunter has come to accept a lot of things about this relationship he somehow stumbled and knocked his head into. The one major adjustment Bobby has come to accept is that they’re both very much men (well one man and a demon wrapped up in a male meat suit but let’s not get picky). Hard plains replacing familiar soft curves, itchy stubble instead of smooth silken cheeks, and well…dangly bits a little more south than Bobby was used to.

Even though Bobby acknowledged they were both grown men (which duh, if the bulge against Bobby’s back was anything go on, cause clearly Crowley didn’t crawl into bed with him to poke him in the backside with a banana) Bobby always sort of felt like he wore the pants in this relationship.

It’s not as though Crowley walks around with a man purse, hands on his hips, and talking with one of those stereotypical lisps you see gay guys on TV sporting as they gossip (which Crowley does FYI, and boy does Bobby know more about the demon underground than he’d really care to).

It’s just that Bobby’s always felt that true manly men didn’t care about the designer or make of their clothes; if it’s still in one piece and comfortable then who cares, right? And true manly men didn’t spend so much time in the bath room grooming him self and making themselves ‘presentable.’ And don’t get him started on the wine collection…

So Bobby, rough callused manly man, lays there cradled in the arms of a cross roads demon, warm heat spooning comfortingly against his back. He throws a gruff ‘shove it’ over his shoulder before closing his eyes and trying to find the answer to one simple question:

How the hell did he end up becoming the little spoon?

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( 26 comments — We have a more Profound Bond )
The Insane Eraser: Bobby/Crowleytheinsaneeraser on October 15th, 2010 08:37 am (UTC)
and well…dangly bits a little more south than Bobby was used to. -Never laughed so hard in my life..

I loved this so much :D srsly *glomps you.* You are awsome and I love your Bobby/Crowley and you draw Bobby's beard just fine X3
Damnedrobot: spiderman and ironmandamnedrobot on October 16th, 2010 02:37 am (UTC)
Yay I'm so glad I made you laugh. I'm never sure if anything I do is really self indulgent or not. X3

Thank you very much, I'm glad you enjoyed it :D

lol, oh Bobby you furry man. I'm glad I did good on the beard.

The Insane Eraser: Jim/Mark 2theinsaneeraser on October 16th, 2010 02:41 am (UTC)
Have you seen ton ight ep? *barely contains fan-girlism*
Damnedrobot: Bobby/Crowleydamnedrobot on October 16th, 2010 02:42 am (UTC)
Ah, YEAH!! Bobby PWNs life XD
The Insane Eraser: Jim/Marktheinsaneeraser on October 16th, 2010 02:45 am (UTC)
*heavily floaling*

That parts written on your dangly bits JSHTFUIDSG DW! XDDD I laughed so freaking hard


and when Bobby said, something like that about the ring I was like HE'S GONNA ASK CROWLEY TO MARRY HIM!

I had way WAY to much fun with this ep and I have SO MANY FIC IDEAS!

*spontaniusly conbusts*
Damnedrobot: Bobby/Crowleydamnedrobot on October 16th, 2010 02:55 am (UTC)
When he said that I squeed so hard, of all places, Crowley's definitely a sly dog. ;D

lol, it'd have been hilarious had he proposed, even jokingly. Their banter is so wonderful.

It was a really awesome episode, we should have more Bobby centric episodes, his life so interesting and it's a wonderful breather from the angstchesters. :/

With that being said they also need to do an episode like this for Cas too XD

speaking of fic ideas. I'm kinda stumped a little on a Bobby/Crowley AU mini comic, I'm trying to think of 5 ways Crowley would seduce/ annoying the shit out of Bobby. Any ideas? ( it's a college/highschool AU where their teachers if that helps any)
The Insane Erasertheinsaneeraser on October 16th, 2010 03:00 am (UTC)
Me too I scared my mom AND my Dog...my Cat just glared at me >.>

Yush, yush it would have GUH

I know, I lover Bobby and all the shit h e does for them...he's so awsome!

I want one for Balthazar and Cas...

You are my hero, I will SOO help because mini comic YAY!

Poetry/singing over the intercom? Presnts in his parking space? Meetings under the bleachers...and getting caught by students...late-night phonecals, Crashing his lectures, texting obscure things while Bobby's teaching XD

Those help?
Damnedrobot: Bobby/Crowleydamnedrobot on October 16th, 2010 03:19 am (UTC)
lol, glaring cats are so cutely menacing XD

So it really needs to be said: Crowley selling his soul for some bigger junk down south= HILARIOUS XD. So I'm assuming Crowley is now super hung? lol

From the sound of it Bobby REALLY needs a personal assissant. He's like running the entire hunter underground. Which is only fitting since his hubby runs the underworld. They're such a power couple! XD (And his son-in-law runs Heaven)</strike>)

It'd definitely be interesting to see more interaction between the two, even if it makes my inner Destial fangirl cry a little bit ;3.

Thanks :D I only hope it turns out alright ^^; I love all these ideas. I thought about the being caught by a student thing, I've been debating whether to make it Dean or Balthazar(him because I wanna make him possibly Crowley's son somehow). Thank you so much for your help. I have so much drawing to do XD. This episode and these ideas definitely helped me fuel the flames of ideas...
The Insane Eraser: Bobby/Crowleytheinsaneeraser on October 16th, 2010 03:23 am (UTC)
Yush, My kitteh would make most hellhounds cower in fear O.o

YUSH! poor Bobby, thats gotta be rough....okay BAD PUN XD

I know and Crowley would look really cute in a skirt....I did not just say that...

I am adie hard Bal/Cas shipper XD TYhey are so nauighteh and fun to write >.>

I bet it will, I has faith in you >.> and if you wanna send me bits and peices to get some feed back I would love too *grin*

Lul, Bal does act like Crowley, but he's like if Crowley and Gabriel were one being XD and iof course I love helping, you make awsome Bobby/Crowley art how could I NOT?
Damnedrobot: Bobby/Crowleydamnedrobot on October 16th, 2010 03:37 am (UTC)
lol, and I'm sure Crowley likes to "drive" his new "equipment" whenever he can XD So tons of Bobby bottoming? *dying*

well he did say he had nice legs... XD I kinda want to draw him wearing a bad ass kilt or something lol.

*la sigh* I know, I've read them (did I not comment? If not I suck :/). I've only really had one idea for Cas/Bal and it goes along the lines of Bal and Cas making out and Cas accidently moans Dean's name. Bal doesn't get offended and takes it upon himself to make it a challenge to make Cas forget all about Dean. That's all I've really got in that area.

Though I've got tons for Dean/Cas/Balthazar XD. Cas comes off a kinky bottom topper in them though.

Sure, that'd be awesome thanks :D.

See, that's the thing I was going to have like Crowley and Gabriel in a past relationship and they both donated sperm to help their female friend get pregnant. Neither of them really knows who's actually the father, and it doesn't really matter at the time because they're partners/lovers.

So then they both pretty much helped raise the kid to a certain age and then they broke up and have some sort of separated/loose custudy thing over him.

It might not be in the story, I dunno, it's too plotty for a mini comic XD
The Insane Eraser: Jim/Mark 2theinsaneeraser on October 16th, 2010 03:41 am (UTC)
Oh yes, yes he does XD And *dies with you*

SO EEEET!!! and if you incorerate Bobby into it I may marry you O.o

O.O That idea yes...yes I like that idea very very much.....tee hee hee Bal would be createve because he's...well, Bal XD And yes you did.

Eh, There's tons of people who want that threesome but I'd wrater it just be Cas and Bal but I'd prbably look./read it anyways because I luffs you XD

Yay!

I am okay with past Gabriel/Crowley, I've written where they have had history, just not NOW history XD

That sounds good actaully

If it turns into a more-then-mini comic well thats fine too, I always lovew reading comics about spn XD
Damnedrobot: OTPdamnedrobot on October 16th, 2010 03:58 am (UTC)
Of course Bobby would be incorporated in it, like he'd miss a chance to see his man strut his stuff XD.

Between Bobby/Crowley and Dean/Cas/Balthazar I'll probably never get around to doing it, so if you wanna, by all means take it :3

lol, yay, I feel so special. XD <3333

In theory yeah, it'd be awesome to have a long extended comic going. But it's a ton of drawing, and I'm lazy XD.
The Insane Eraser: Balthazar/Castieltheinsaneeraser on October 16th, 2010 03:59 am (UTC)
XDDDD I just actaul;ly pictured bobby strutting XD

hmmm, I could use this XD

You are X3

I wish I could draw.
Damnedrobot: OTPdamnedrobot on October 16th, 2010 04:07 am (UTC)
lol, the mental image of that is forever burned into my brain. XD

I look forward to seeing what you come up with. ;3

*glomp* :3

It's tedious, but it's fun. ^^;
The Insane Erasertheinsaneeraser on October 16th, 2010 04:08 am (UTC)
He would beh sexeh too XD

Yay X3

*glmops back.*

Lol, that's ike me with writting.
Damnedrobot: OTPdamnedrobot on October 16th, 2010 04:18 am (UTC)
Oh definitely, Jim beaver's pretty studly with for a 60 year old XD.

I wish I could write better, it'd make my comics easier to organize ^^;
The Insane Eraser: Anna/Karissatheinsaneeraser on October 16th, 2010 04:24 am (UTC)
I know, and he's such a flirt XD

If you ever need help I am here :D

Rayhnerayhne on October 15th, 2010 11:46 am (UTC)
Great! Love it!
Damnedrobot: Tommy Dorkdamnedrobot on October 16th, 2010 02:38 am (UTC)
Thanks! I'm glad you liked it :3
sarahlizzie: bobbycrowleysarahlizzie on October 15th, 2010 06:57 pm (UTC)
Freaking adorable and hilarious XD ~love to you~
Damnedrobot: Bobby/Crowleydamnedrobot on October 16th, 2010 02:32 am (UTC)
Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it :D

<333
CeilingNinja: Supernatural-Bobby/Crowley-OTPceilingninja on October 15th, 2010 08:56 pm (UTC)
Aw, this is adorable!
Damnedrobotdamnedrobot on October 16th, 2010 02:38 am (UTC)
Thank you! ;3
Sillypants Jacksonimmovinout on November 18th, 2010 03:07 am (UTC)
This is so cute!
Effydefiant_deviant on December 1st, 2010 09:53 pm (UTC)
I'm sorry, Bobby. Crowley is just a pimp like that.

This was so cute xD <3
Samiferfreak06destielfan06 on July 10th, 2012 12:58 am (UTC)
I can't this was Gorgeous<3
I loved This
It's Beautiful<3
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